Hey, did you know that Transformers are more than meets the eye? Cool fact.
The snow has all melted away from the previous episode. But now there’s a lot of earthquakes. They immediately blame it on the decepticons, but it turns out to be some dinosaur bones?
They tear open a wall and it opens a cave. Again with the caves. It’s the easiest setting I guess, there are underground trenches everywhere. However, this one was ‘inside’ their ship. Kind of like the ship is missing half of itself from when it crashed 400 million years ago, and there’s a rock wall in there. Anyway, they go in the cave, and there’s dinosaur bones. How much do you want to bet their ship killed these dinosaurs? Or maybe even just trapped them until they starved to death because they couldn’t get out. Poor Poor dinosaurs. Also I have an incling that this is the episodes the dinobots appear. Let’s see if I’m right.
Guess what, another Dam! Soundwave and the tripod Camera guys. I keep forgetting their names, and I had to look it up. Reflector, but the three alone are SpyGlass, Spectro, and Viewfinder. His name should have been Tripod. *shakes fist*
Anyway, the Autobots want to know more, so Spike takes them to a museum. Good thing the entire planet knows about them; I’m looking at you movie series. Ugh, so they’re walking through the museum, and some punker kid with a huge mowhawk sees them and says “Woah man, that’s what I call Heavy Metal”. I thought Mohawks were for Punk or Ska kids.
Oh! We’re getting closer! While learning, Wheeljack says “If only we had some Dinosaurs working for us”, and then says they’d kick some Decepticon ass. Ratchet agrees, and he could build them. They need Optimus’ approval though (why?). They make some blueprints, start fireing lasers at some rocks, and start to build them. I’m not sure if I should be turned on or not, but I’m pretty sure this is how they reproduce.
Back to decepticon base. Reflector and Soundwave (and Laserbeak? He wasn’t in the previous scene, but Megatron gives him credit for recon) are back. He just now figured out that Dams are a source of a perpetual power source? This was the third dam you’ve been to. Idiot.
The Autobots are done having sex. The dinobots! Yay! Hahaha, they gave them simple brains, “Just like real dinosaurs”. Seriously? You guys, being robots yourselves, self aware and everything, can’t make a robot with a complex brain, or hell, CHOSE not to? Pshaw. Guess what, you guys are paying for it now, because they’re attacking you. Grimlock fires his mouth beam at the main screen of Telatraan 1. It blows up.
I bet it’s fixed by the next episode.
Bad Grimlock! Quick, rub his nose in it.
Why are all the lasers reflecting off the dinobots? Are they made of Mirrors? Optimus orders the destruction of the dinobots. Wheeljack hits them with a magnetic inducer and they transform back to robot form. They get locked away in the cave as punishment. That’s the 2nd time they’ve locked dinosaurs in a cavern, haha
So, now back to the Depticons, who have arrived at the Dam, and are attacking it. They need help, and one of the tech guys is calling out to Teletraan. ”Giant robots attacking your energy producing building? Call 1-800-autobots now!” Of course they can’t get the message because Grimlock destroy’d the main screen.
Hound and Spike go out and about to check for Decepticons. They get a signal. … Hound “hones in on the source” and produces a hologram of the area, which shows Starscream and Megatron on a rock by the waterfall. I’m not sure how that technology works, but our military would definitely want to get their hands on it. Seriously, a perfect picture of an area without any type of spy plane, or a camera.
Again with the color changes. Hound presses a button to alert Optimus. His head turns Red, then the camera changes and his head is green. Did the animators like, leave off at that point, go home, and then finish up and were like “What color was his head from yesterday? Oh well, it’s going to be Green”. Aww, Bumblebee has to stay behind to guard Headquarters. Wheeljack stayed behind to working on three boxes, probably new brains for the Dinobots.
Wow, even Rumble can fly. Starscream taunts “You’re too slow Rusty Pants!”. One of the autobots shakes his fist at the sky and gets hit. The decepticons hit a ledge and all the autobots fall in water. Oh no, commercial, what will become of them! Bumblebee shows up. I can’t get over his pink seats. Of all the consistencies they chose to keep, pink seats are the worst thing to keep. Anyway, They need to save all the autobots, and they’re going to use the Dinobots. New memory modules! ”Save Friends! Save Leader! We do as told, for Now.” They blast out of the caves, and then fly away (again with the flying). Optimus and Co are chained up to some rocks with energon rope (That stuff can be used for anything!), and there’s a HUGE animation mistake. Optimus is completely blue! I can’t take a picture of it 
Wheeljack and the Dinobots come flying in. Optimus is back to normal. Maybe he was just sad. Megatron always looks so angry. Holy shit! Wheeljack just kicked Megatron’s ass! He was all like “Take this Megatron” and his shoulder laser hits Megatron straight in the gut, making him fall to his knees, and whining like a bitch “My equalibrium, My equalibrium! Destabalized” Sucka. Starscream IMMEDIATELY claims that Megatron is dead and declares himself the leader (Geez, wait until he’s actually dead for once), and they attack the dinobots.
Rumble does poetry: “If on Decepticon turf you happen to Tumble, Look out Robot, cause here comes Rumble”. Skiddy de beep bop boop. Rad man. *snaps fingers*
Wow, Rumble gets a taste of his own medicine. The stegasaurus slams the ground, and Rumble falls down, and his left arm snaps off!
This battle is the epitemy of awesomeness. Skywarp (I think) flys at Grimlock, and Grimlock takes his jaws down onto one of the wings, and then tosses him aside straight into Soundwave.
Woah, Megatron gets up, says he will lead them to victory, transforms into gun mode, flings into the air and attaches himself to the bottom of Starscream. But the gun was the size of Starscream. Does he have control of how big he is in gun form? A couple of episodes ago he fit into Starscream’s hand, but now he’s the size of Starscream.
A dinobot knocks Megatron down, everybody’s pretty beat up, Rumble has his arm back, and the baddies fly away. I would have TERRIBLE self esteem if I was a decepticon, always loosing and all.
Optimus approves the Dinobots, and they give a big growl of acceptance.
I just figured out that all the files are named with the title of each episode. This one was called “S.O.S. Dinobots” and the previous was called “Fire in the Sky” (Because it was all about SkyFire).
Next up, Fire on the Mountain!