Tulip Sniper

We start off with Starscream as the “leader”, and it looks like they’re attacking the exact same power plant/dam from episode 3.

I’ve lost all hope for humanity:

“Hey, those’s aren’t jets, those are Decepticons!”

Is Soundwave the only one who can make those empty energon cube containers?  Again, it seems like he’s doing all the work.

CJ gets knocked into Brawn, Brawn doesn’t flinch.  He must be tough, like his name.  Kind of like how starscream has his head in the stars and screams all the time… wait… that’s not right…

Decepticons retreat.  Starscream transforms and fly’s off.  Soundwave takes off on foot.  Even though he flew there.

Cybertron is awesome.  Megatron is alive and well, and contacts Starscream and Thundercracke, who totally just kissed MT’s ass, by saying something about how they can’t fail under his leadership.

I think Starscream just said “Leadership my sine function”, but I could be wrong.

Megatron tells them to meet them in 5 billion astro seconds.  Assuming it looked like he warped there in 5 seconds, 1 billion astro seconds is equal to one earth nanosecond.

Chip arrives at a facility with Bumblebee.  Oh, Wheelchair guy! Chip!  Yay!

Security guard enters a secret code on a panel, and the camera decepticon (what’s his name? TriPod or some shit?) gets the code by taking pictures.

Apparently there’s an Anti-matter formula in this building.

Hah, Chip gets a copy on a 5 and a quarter floppy.

BB has pink seats again.  I guess I’ll accept it as the norm.

Car references as insults: Manifold Mouth, and Crank Cases.

The other car with Jazz is totally voiced by Casey Casum.

Anti-Matter forumla = Unlimited Energy?  Hrm.

Megatron calls the Doctor guy a Flesh Creature, and the doctor uploads the file to Chip (and I guess deleting it on his end at the same time?)

Oh, it’s Prowl that’s with Jazz.  Chip’s last name is Chase.  Chip Chase.  Wow.  And now he’s in control of Prowl for some reason, like a video game?  I’m confused.  Anyway, Chip’s a super genius.  Before Ravage gets to Chip, Chip has memorized the formula and ripped up the floppy.

Soundwave is a mexican who’s crossed the border into America.  He’s working WAY to hard, and I hear the Decepticons don’t even offer dental.  Anyway, like always, he has to do everything, and extract the data from Chip’s mind.  The writers of TF2 had to watch this episode, because the same thing happened to Shia “Meat” Lebeuf.

MT: “Now Soundwave, activate the master computer”  Argh, quit working Soundwave, go on strike!

The other autobots pour out of the back of Optimus’ Trailer “Knight Rider” style.  Megatron throws antimatter at them and it explodes.  Commercial.  Everybody’s fine, they’re just banged up.  They transform and their windsheild’s are cracked.  And whichever one the #4 car is looks pretty bad too.  Optimus however looks fine.

Teletraan is the name of the ship or just the computer on the ship.

Two autobots flew up to greet Thundercracker.  Starscream knocked one off, and now they’re both using the parachutes to go back down.

So, in two scene’s (three if you count a previous episode) there’s been an autobot that looks like bumblebee but has a black helmet/head.  Mistake or real autobot?

Big fight ensues.  Megatron absorbs some antimatter energon cubes and becomes super powerful in gun form.

Hahahahaha, Brawn is brawny.  So, Starscream is firing Gun Megatron.  There’s a ravine (that’s conveniently the height of Brawn) seperating him and the autobots.  Optimus transforms and drives towards Starscream.  To get over the ravine Brawn “tosses” Optimus over.  Optimus only manages to knock Gun MT out of Starscream’s hand.  ”Skywarp! Get the Anti-Matter gun!”  Hey Starscream, that’s Megatron, not the Anti-Matter gun.

Humans!  Stupid puny meat sacks!  That’s me saying it, and not a robot.  Spike runs up with a jackhammer (cordless, or gas powered, eitherway I’m not sure those exist at all, let alone able to do any damage to a robot that’s 4 stories tall) and starts to use it on Skywarp.  Idiot.

Megatron dumps the antimatter energy out, it’s unstable and they get damaged.  They retreat.

Again with the Blackhead Bumblebee, then immediately they show Bumblebee after him, so I’m sure they’re two different autobots.

That concludes episode 5.

So, in my quest to find the Blackhead BB, I learned that I was spelling Casey Kasum’s name wrong.  Sorry buddy.

Okay, it’s Sunstreaker, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Autobots-universe.jpg, on the right.